Traditions are just peer pressure from dead people

This comfy, statement piece is for the freethinker who is happy to go against the grain in their family tree. Just because your parents terrified you with Elf on a Shelf doesn't mean you need to do the same with your children. Heck, you don't even need to have children. You don't owe anyone anything. The world will be a better place when more people realize that happiness matters. Maybe you're choosing not to marry or have children, maybe you're choosing to elope or skip Thanksgiving. Maybe you're working online, maybe you're getting tattoos or ordering takeout every night. It's your life, you do you. There's a time for everything and your ancestor's times are over. It's not your job to trap their memories into traditions that don't serve you. Keep what you like, make it your own and let the rest go. You're here to live YOUR life and nobody else's. This classic unisex jersey short sleeve tee fits like a well-loved favorite and comes slightly distressed (but in a good way). These t-shirts have-ribbed knit collars and the shoulders are tapered for a fit that softens into you every time you wear it; double side seams help this shirt maintain its shape over multiple launderings, making it a perfect choice for your new favorite shirt. Made with Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for comfort and style, this shirt is perfect for weird people, unconventional souls, folks who go against the grain and march to the beat of their own drum. The fabric is breathable and easy to layer, perfect for active and leisure wear. The crew neckline adds a classic, neat style that's perfect for accessorizing whether it's a casual or dressy occasion. The tear-away label minimizes skin irritations. These shirts are manufactured in the US and internationally in humane, no-sweat-shop, sustainable way and Bella+Canvas is part of the Fair Labor Association as well as Platinum WRAP certified. We will not charge more for larger sizes. If you see any product in our store that costs more based on size, please notify us right away. Our publishers charge more and we have chosen not to pass that expense on to buyers. S M L XL 2XL 3XL Width, inches 17.99 20.00 22.01 24.02 25.98 27.99 Length, inches 27.99 29.02 30.00 31.02 32.01 32.99 Sleeve length, inches 8.90 9.17 9.45 9.72 10.00 10.39